the flat earth society

Welcome to the Flat Earth Society Homepage! Please, be our guest. Just sit back at your computer, and let us do the talking. We'll tell you who we are, what we're doing, and what we're accomplishing in the world. You can look at some of our latest theories and insights, and, if you're interested, you can even become an honorary member of the Flat Earth Society. So stick around.

Mission Statement-

• Background information on the Flat Earth Society
• The Flat Earth Society's purpose - why we do what we do

Why a Flat Earth?

• Why we don't believe the world is round
• Scientific data and measurements backing up our claims

Fighting the "Evidence"-

• Dispelling common myths about "proof" regarding round earth theory
• Uncovering the conspiracy to withold the truth from the public

Current Events-

• What the Flat Earth Society is doing
• What you can do to help out in your own community

Join the Flat Earth Society-

• Become a member of the Flat Earth Society
• Help dispel heretic notions and re-educate the masses!

The Flat Earth Society is not in any way responsible for the failure of the French to repel the Germans at the Maginot Line during WWII. Nor is the Flat Earth Society responsible for the recent yeti sightings outside the Vatican, or for the unfortunate enslavement of the Nabisco Inc. factory employees by a rogue hamster insurrectionist group. Furthermore, we are not responsible for the loss of one or more of the following, which may possibly occur as the result of exposing one's self to the dogmatic and dangerously subversive statements made within: life, limb, vision, Francois Mitterand, hearing, taste, smell, touch, thumb, Aunt Mildred, citizenship, spleen, bedrock, cloves, I Love Lucy reruns, toaster, pine derby racer, toy duck, antelope, horseradish, prosthetic ankle, double-cheeseburger, tin foil, limestone, watermelon-scented air freshner, sanity, paprika, German to Pig Latin dictionary, dish towel, pet Chihuahua, pogo stick, Golf Digest subscription, floor tile, upper torso or halibut.
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